What the hell

By paula.isabel - 09/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
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ChromoTec 24

Sounds like someone was just about to get hurt

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DanielleinDC 33

Oh, sure, you're on a stretcher being prepped for transport to the hospital, but nobody got hurt. Clearly the passenger of the other car is a moron. I hope you're okay now, OP.

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ChromoTec 24

Sounds like someone was just about to get hurt

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adelaine782002 17

why the **** would anyone down vote this, the guy is just saying that he hopes that op was ok...geesh!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

if only you could've talked then you coulda said "go **** yourself, I want your information

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DanielleinDC 33

Oh, sure, you're on a stretcher being prepped for transport to the hospital, but nobody got hurt. Clearly the passenger of the other car is a moron. I hope you're okay now, OP.

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interesting33 36

This feels like an episode of It's Always Sunny

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Were you still mobile enough to punch them in the face?

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Emma Marshall 19

Trying to persuade you into not suing them

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Jay Colclo 4

when you get out of hospital, break his leg and say the exact same thing.

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JasonThorn 20

EMT later: "That was the most profanity I've heard from a patient in my entire life..."

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Studious_Gluteus 18

Should have told the EMTs to take them too since they've obviously suffered some brain damage.

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