By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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RichardPencil 30

That’s a coincidence! I came back from a hike with my dog and had to wash her because she rolled around in cow manure. That’s bullshit!

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RichardPencil 30

That’s a coincidence! I came back from a hike with my dog and had to wash her because she rolled around in cow manure. That’s bullshit!

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interesting33 36

yikes. watch out for bacteria. not sure what the protocol is for raw sewage

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Charlie Given 26

Yup the dog is ruined time to throw them away and buy another lol make sure ya washed it in a strong antibacterial soap or you can use white vinegar otherwise the dog will end up with infections on skin or worse

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blightsight 10

Never heard of faeces. It's either faces or feces, not both.

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mikbrooke 25

just because you havent heard of it, doesnt mean it isnt a thing. in australia, we spell it faeces. not sure where OP is from though.

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RichardPencil 30

It’s not faces. Faeces is the British spelling and closer to the original Latin. Feces is American, and easier to spell.

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Juraj Repinac 5

That's what happens when you let your dog roll in orc filth, Pippin. Let the water wash out grime from the valley of Isengard first.

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Torgor92 3

I feel for ya dude, that's awful. You might want to take your dog to the vet though.

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