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What the puck?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 14:29 - United States - Portsmouth

Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML

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By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By ktm1313 - 26/01/2016 21:38 - United States - Cleveland

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By gmnesbitt - 07/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML

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stevenJB 25

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:47

Isn't there a rule that says if there's no proper equipment you or the team can't play?? Or get your coach in trouble for that?

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:48

heck of a save though, that'll make the highlight reel

Comments

laxboy17 2

Friday 5 April 2013 1:41

What age league are you in because I hope your first time in net wasn't in bantam or midget where kids can shoot hard and high

roziebird 2

Friday 5 April 2013 2:00

I am in highschool varsity.

Twitch5253 4

Friday 5 April 2013 2:20

at least you can still type!

mattyiscool123 26

Friday 5 April 2013 3:45

There should be a lawsuit involved here

Kkkdawg 27

Friday 5 April 2013 4:07

What kind of shitty team are you playing for, that doesn't have proper equipment? Not saying you deserve to be injured at all, but you should have stood up for yourself a bit more. If its NOT safe, you DON'T do it. You shouldn't be forced to do anything that jeopardizes your safety, especially if its an extracurricular activity. Isn't the point of that shit to make you feel safe, and good about yourself?

elk21dbm 18

Friday 5 April 2013 4:22

Are you Crosby?

dejahree 7

Friday 5 April 2013 6:02

you just hot the jackpot my man...

yeongji 31

Friday 5 April 2013 6:35

I would sue him (better yet, the organization) for it. Just because they do not have the proper equipment does not mean they can get away with their players being injured. You had the right to refuse to play, but in the end, if there is no contract or something where you had to sign about you taking responsibility for any accidents due to improper equipment, they are still responsible for their players. After all, who knows what could have happened? I am not sure what is the diagnosis for your injury, but lets just say that you could have possibly not be around in this world after the accident if the puck struck you harder and/or somewhere that is life threatening.