WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

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Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
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nickownes1 3

Your grandpa must of been a party animal (;.. *shudder*

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Welshite 39

Turns out he did have something to tell his grandchildren when he was older.

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SneakyCaveman 13

Gramps is just giving your dad some pointers, wouldn't want your mother to be cranky from bad sex now would you?

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Sneaky Caveman, your cat sounds like a ninja :)

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deadxwedding84 5

I guess bedtime stories from grandpa will be a little bit more awkward, now. Anyone agree?

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worldclassrager 39

you seem to have the worst luck with sexual content stories...ear plugs to the rescue!

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annie_nk 22

Sounds like you need an estrogen filled day to balance out the testosterone.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Arg! The mental ANGUISH! I hate the visualization of fisting! It's like punching someone in the vag! Arg!!!

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TheDrifter 23

Think of it as a baby head instead and its like a dry run for childbirth.

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highway_unicorn7 5

Maybe you grampa needs to teach you a thing or two..

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olpally 32

Your username pretty much sums up the FML... Hopefully you're able to go out and have a few drinks to get that out of your head... Yikes!

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thiscrazything 1

Doesn't matter, worked overtime. The extra pay will help make it all worthwhile.

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fudgeimout 2

If he ended that story with, " and that was how I met your mother" ...

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Welshite 39

Your comment just made everything better, in a weird, yet perfect way.

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fudgeimout 2

It's what I aim for. Thanks.

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