WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

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Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
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nickownes1 3

Your grandpa must of been a party animal (;.. *shudder*

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Enslaved 36

The thought of fisting sounds painful. Who the hell wants to be stretched out that much? Blah!

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perdix 29

Not me! This is why you don't joke with the TSA at the airport. Just when you start to get into the fisting, they quit and let you go.

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Enslaved 36

69-- ;) If he hollers, let him go. You're just doing it wrong when you travel. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe

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mrkck 0

I've heard that song "Grandma's Hands" but this is taking it to another level.

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Turtle_rebellion 10

The grandma's not the one doing the fisting.

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Roo79 1

Aaaaaa the good old days! Everything was bigger back then! Harder too !?

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jenniiienyc 5

The only thing I could think of after reading this was Tosh.0!! "People seem to think you just shove your fist into the butt. Actually, no. You go in, then make the fist, otherwise you're just there punching someone in the butthole." Haha:)

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vodkaliciouz 4

The second part of the story is just... damn.

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fathi_fml 4

I would've said, "One time, I hit a guy in balls with a rock becuz he wouldn't stop talking about his sex life!! :D"

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countrygirl626 16

Not quite as awkward as when you're trying to eat and your uncle decides to share two stories. One of where he's having anal sex with his ex-wife and one where my aunt gives him a ********. Now that is an FML.

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Keep_It_Hot99 8

Shit, what the hell is wrong with your uncle? Not necessarily a dinner conversation.

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countrygirl626 16

168- Exactly. I'm not quite sure if that was better or worse than my grandmother asking about things that were on her husband's penis 50 years ago. My family is ****** up sometimes.

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