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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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Manipulation 101

By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Buderim

Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML

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You deserved it 152

Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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EvilPotato 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 12:24

If my sister did that to me I would be seriously scared, don't bail her out OP! let her sit and reflect that that was ****** up.

Katirx 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 12:25

Get her checked out at the psych ward in your hospital. I'm surprised the cops didn't take her straight there.

Comments

crazyaces89 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:46

Seeing as you don't live with your mom, you don't have to do what she says- if she wants to bail her out she can do it her damn self

tashapasha 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:50

That's when it's acceptable to change your number and never give it to your family

coolbrony12 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:02

Idea: have your mom arrested for wanting to house a criminal

Ceejay1 13

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:19

Tweeker ,she needs rehab .

Fuzzymonkey2013 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:24

Make like Hillary Clinton and just say no

1crabbygirl 10

Wednesday 4 July 2012 6:32

The Regan Administration initiated that slogan. She could make like Nancy Regan and just say no.

bethwoodfin 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:28

Wtf is wrong with your family.....

Dixbfloppin 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:33

Bitches be crazy.

Urpoppy 21

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:40

Absolutely hold your ground. Your sister is obviously crazy and needs help. And or she's just an asshole. Either way she needs to learn somehow.

pfclunchbox005 1

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:07

Don't bail her out. Stand your ground

erinchick1 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:11

That's ****** up! I'd tell my mom that the little psycho bitch is in the right place! You should have her charged with breaking and entering, and threatening with a deadly weapon, if she is convicted she would either spend some time in jail or in a mental hospital. Either way for your safety and sanity do NOT bail her out!