Sex, Awkward and Work: What?

What?

By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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Nan's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 07:53 - Canada

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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lovej4ever 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

tatertot1127 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

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hedgehogs 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:39

I think it's a great answer, but then I am old and really shameless.

kawaiimaui 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:51

I'm sure you do OP! ;) ;)

karinerz 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:54

If you wanted her to back off, then that would have been the perfect thing to say! Unless your into old shamless ladies, then no. But I do the same thing when I don't know what to say, I panick and say stupid things too.

NyteMayr 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:09

Honestly everytime I read Snickers messages, I laugh at he attack from everyone that insues. Yet 11 times out of 10, I side with her. Yeah, I just used an improper fraction, so suck it. The reason people attack her is because either: 1)You got now life 2)Your an illeterate fail or 3)You think she's hot and stalk her. So for **** sakes. Leave her alone.

canzo378 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:30

maybe your sub-conscious was thinking though...

rhanana 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:50

I like how you say that people who don't like snickerdoodle are illiterate fails, and yet you fail to spell illiterate correctly :p

batman199610 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 8:42

uh, how do you know she winked at you if you were on the phone??

candy1 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:57

that's smart actually, she may thinks you're a gay now, you got rid of some troubles, congrats!

peachezthelette 22

Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:46

snikerdoodles shoulda been swallowed, shes annoying, retarded, hypocritical and ugly. i might not be sexy, but better looking than that bitch and ummm dude this FML is funny as hell. I faved!

tazshalis 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:56

@snickerperson unless you are calling the op gay, I don't think you know what a Freudian slip is....you may have superior grammar and spelling ( which may or may not be computer assisted) but you seem to have inferior inteligence. that is all.