Where am I?

By awalc - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

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Comments

bubblepaarty 5

ahhh, so you couldn't even taste the rainbow? /:

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every1luvsboners 11

How does someone fall asleep in the middle of a unicorn circle-jerk? YDI.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

People who don't have kinky unicorn fetishes?

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DKjazz 20

We missed you boners. At least you're coming back as hard, fast and as homoerotic as ever.

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WoshJinchell93 11

Oh yes, he's "defiantly" feeling it alright. You also defiantly used the wrong "your."

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DKjazz 20

Well "defiantly" is a very common auto-correct failure, so I forgive you. However, you're and your is something most people are particularly picky about, so "you're" on "your" own.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Well, we know who fell asleep first lol and who the rainbow found :)

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hartrum 0

Taste the rainbow but for you it feel the rainbow

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ZDK5498 6

you must get revenge by going up to that person who did it and eat a whole bag of "unsuperglued" skittles and not share any... or punch that bitch :D

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perdix 29

Your forehead is a more appropriate place for Skittles than your mouth. I hate those things! You think you are getting a tasty M&M, but you end up biting down on spackle.

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Antoine_Dodson 0

Not sure if troll, or born without taste buds.

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perdix 29

No, I really don't like them. Now, you go on back to rapin' people.

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MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

Damn, well said perdux u would never guess how many times i see some thing that looks like a M&M and i eat it and a dissapointment comes upon meq

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