Where am I?

By awalc - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

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tattooedcowboy 6

Did you chaise the rainbow again

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jadengtfo 0

It's going to be a little hard to taste the rainbow now

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joelgleason 4

Now you can tell the story and then make your own pickup line. Maybe- "hey ladies , who wants to taste the rainbow?"

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DalPozzo13 10

Fall asleep with your shoes on?

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s1ckpup 0

maybe the OPs friends put the skittles on his forehead because he has a little bit of rainbow in him.

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BFallon3 5

Lol how drunk were you the night before?

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brick_man33 14

for a snack, Im guessing you have skittles in mind?. lol

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