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By kronin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By kronin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
YDI for getting this drunk. I just don't understand why people allow themselves to get THIS intoxicated. It's not " cool. "
people let them selfs get that drunk because it's fun!
either is that much make up on your face..... So why not drink myself to easy the pain that I'm ******* a girl that's a FAKE IN THE OUTSIDE. And in the inside net picks other for things that have no value in life. MAYBE WHEN YOU LIVE A LITTLE YOU FIND OUT THAT ONE OF THESE :) MAKE EVERYTHING WORTH IT.
38, I can't even comment on that. 36, eh I don't understand what's so " fun" about poor coordination, impaired balance and all the other side effects that cones with being severely intoxicated. Last semester on campus was the first time I really drank. I got so drunk, I can't even go into details of what happened afterwards. I decided to swear off liquor after that. I just don't see the " fun" in it, that's all. Plus, hangovers aren't really "fun" to deal with. Maybe I'm just a n00b.
mint, I'm going with n00b. ;) I do think getting totally hammered, like this OP's situation and the one you described, is utterly pointless, NTM dangerous. However, it sounds to me like you either intended to get trashed, or didn't know your limits, both n00b mistakes. Drinking hard liquor can be fun if you're doing it because you enjoy the taste, either alone or mixed into cocktails. IMO, it's like eating. Binge drinking is like entering a hot dog eating contest: never worth what it costs, and you'll hate yourself the next day. I'd much rather have a smaller, high quality "meal" with a small group of friends. :] And if you don't like the taste of liquor, it's really ridiculous to spend time and money drinking it just to get plastered.
Yeah I've never really liked the taste of alcohol. I made a poor decision that night and suffered the consequences. I don't think liquor is for me though. I don't mind bitch drinks like beer and Mike's Hard. Yeah, you're right. I'm a n00b. :) Do you live by the harbor by any chance? I got approached by a dealer this summer and I'm too scared to go back. He almost grabbed my wallet and purse.
No, I'm just in the Baltimore area, not the actual city. The city is rather iffy.
and people WONDER why I never took up drinking....
wtf?! why did u blind me with that photo
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- This is like the 5th time I've mistaken your stomach for an ass. /facepalm
Well at least you didn't piss yourself while passed out wearing only the undies in the field. I find it hilarious though, I have never been so intoxicated that this happened to me, the worst that ever happened to me was I puked all over a guys car while trying to take me home.
Sloppy seconds? Hmm.. I don't think you can leave sloppy seconds with such a small penis sir. Keep this bullshit coming lol I'm amused:)
why are people assuming this person is an alcoholic? might have been a birthday, might have had their drink spiked, migh have just had a cracking night! getting trashed once in a while does not make you an alcoholic. tbh though OP you totally deserved it lol
that is sum funny shit
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your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha
immediately presses YDI