Drunk, Party and Miscellaneous: Where am I?

Where am I?

By kronin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 132

You deserved it 40 785

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Top comments

jessisaur 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:10

your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:07

immediately presses YDI

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velvetreverie 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 22:55

You deserved it, but it sounds like you had a good time. Too bad you can't remember. Dumbass.

Blaw023 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 22:56

@the drifter- you maybe right but I just had to say it

meanmachine511 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 0:43

that's why I don't drink a lot

mmonster 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:06

I'd worry about if I was raped or not :P

x3herox3 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 5:21

Ydi for living in a town.

PacoIsATaco 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 5:55

Pablo is that you?!

jvstin360 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 8:17

sounds like a fun night... well other than that drunk butt sex you got yourself into

Userismyname 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:37

"Shit happens when you party naked"

kittykiller897 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:02

On Tuesday night?

t1mmy_168 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 17:40

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I agree, your life sucks 23 540

You deserved it 1 905

Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 670

You deserved it 4 364

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I agree, your life sucks 18 521

You deserved it 34 177

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 539

You deserved it 5 431

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I agree, your life sucks 47 368

You deserved it 6 551

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I agree, your life sucks 1 786

You deserved it 129

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I agree, your life sucks 492

You deserved it 90

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I agree, your life sucks 66 509

You deserved it 23 661