Thid belongs to a comedy movie! hilarious!

The question is: Are you a male or female?

YDI for getting drunk. Seriously? What's with all the alcoholics these days. -.-

39: That is a funny cow.

39, passing out and getting his pants stolen once doesn't make him an alcoholic... and that it's not a funny cow ;)

some people just can't handle alcohol

53 don't shove your opinions down my throat!

*ahem* 39, there is a big difference between passing out drunk and alchoholics, alchoholics don't pass out.

If Adam and Eve could cover themselves up, then you can too!

hmmm sounds like the Hangover a little bit

YDI. That's all. No debate about it.

agreed. Do you feel sore in certain places?

hahaha 16. that was good. real good. haha

hahah happens to the best of us alright. The only time I been shit-faced was when I had tequila and sake (some Japanese fermented rice stuff) that packs a punch lol

sake from Hokkaido is rly nice

Mmmm, sake. Sake is sneaky, though. It's so smooth and mild going down, especially when warm, that you can drink a ton of it before your brain gets the "Hey-o! We're hammered!" message. That shit is like a Gremlin at Ramadan once it hits— it will tear your ass up, metaphorically AND literally. O.O The plum kind is especially yummy, but I think it's not technically sake. There's a different name for that.

Addendum: Turns out there are lots of plum sakes, but I was thinking of something different, called Umeshu. It's a Japanese plum liqueur.

A Gremlin at Ramadan... Nice analogy #78

sure sounds like it, whether OP thinks so or not

Totoro-kun!!

Lol been there? But you're like 11.

Stop

Perfect example of ugly Asian girl right here. WTF are you doing you're not a cat.

...says the admitted ditz with the "most best boyfriend." Listen, sweetheart, I hope that you are just trolling and don't actually believe the filth that is spewing from your piehole. If you're trolling, then I apologize to the FML community for feeding the troll. If you're not, then I feel sorry for you and your most best boyfriend.

Whoa there, #94! #9 is most certainly not ugly. Bashing the appearance of others is pointless...

94 - You are ugly! Go back to your trailerpark you piece of trash. Oh, and btw. your bf must be blind to go out with a girl like you..

Lmao 94 you don't have any eyebrows. :D

Do ugly girls *really* have to call the pretty ones ugly in FML? Not the first time I've seen this xD

Aren't ugly and pretty like, all matters of opinion, maan?

yeah, he can teleport