Pranks and Kids: Where is it?

Where is it?

By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

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Smoking gun

By cami - 19/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML

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Alzied 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:06

Put her in the trash and pretend she's lost when your parents ask you where she is.

Daaarcy 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:05

she was proberly jealous

Comments

YouGotTold 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:17

if you dont beat her ass ydi

samantha_durano 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:17

isn't that mada guy the one that was hitting on you earlier?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:27

Snick, he was hitting on me, too. He said he'd hug me until I died and then continue to hug my motionless body.... Yeah, I have a feeling he likes you a bit more :)

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:29

Damn it! You get to have perdix and Mad :[

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:39

*cries* You *****!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:47

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family :] Do I hear mommy, daddy, daughter threesome?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:56

YES I'm a virgin. But, don't worry about me. I think it's me who's gonna need to go easy on you and perdix if you know what I mean ;]

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:07

Probably :/

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:09

What the hell is up with this conversation O.o Samantha your kinda cute~ ;) And incest is only incest if your blood related!

Resquall 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 12:37

Otherwise, it's... it's... sex with your husband and an orphan...

andruha1123 5

Saturday 20 February 2010 12:46

mmm sexy, can I join?

Thunderbender 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:09

This conversation gave me AIDS :(

samantha_durano 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:20

^^ lmao.

christys25 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:25

if she thinks it's funny taking your stuff, return the favor back. take something she really loves and hide it until it makes her go crazy and when she's had enough tell her to stop messing with you or you can due her worse. Put it on eBay for sale and tell her if she wants it, she'll have to bargain for it by trying to beat out the other peoples amounts. See how she like that. lol!

Ankhurth 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:58

she'll kno the reason. i would hit my sister's ass.

samantha_durano 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:25

lol, oh alright. perves these days x]

jarhead321 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 3:34

seems to be a common theme these days

christys25 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:53

your sick... who uses someones used vibrator. you do apparently!!! did I say that out loud... my bad... lol!

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:57

I only had a brother growing up but when he pulled crap like that I'd beat his ass till he stopped moving. I'm not saying that it is right, just saying.