Pranks and Kids: Where is it?

Where is it?

By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

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Smoking gun

By cami - 19/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML

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Alzied 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:06

Put her in the trash and pretend she's lost when your parents ask you where she is.

Daaarcy 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:05

she was proberly jealous

Comments

christys25 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:23

you know what! I could careless what you think of my grammer! go play with ur used vibrating dong... I'm tired of talking to you...

blankettt 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:24

Hardly, kid.

blankettt 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:37

If that was directed at me, I said not one word about your grammar in this FML thread. It was the other one. If it was directed at christys25, never mind this comment. However, I think both of you are making yourselves look ridiculous rather than each other.

astro2 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:57

drug the b*tch then tie her to the bed then rape her with a 30cm cucumber

Thunderbender 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:14

Sound like an appropriate response.

jayjaysmokerson 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:05

I think she was talking to Christy, who btw really needs to chill out.

Gixxer2k4 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:18

You should punch that stupid bitch in the face for that. Then jab something in her ***** ass.

ActionManly 11

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:37

**** I hate it when siblings do this!

hawkie409 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:38

Dump the bag of trash everywhere in her room and steal something she loves dearly. Tell her you hid it in the trash, and then give her a link to eBay, where she will have to beat the highest bidder :) not only will she have to clean, she'll have to waste her money. Oh, and if she doesn't have any or is too young for eBay...Too bad...