Rude but fair

By BeverlyC - 29/11/2021 08:00

Today, an overweight coworker of mine was saying that her favorite mythical creatures was Mermaids, because she considers them graceful, carefree and aesthetically beautiful, like her. I absentmindedly blurted out, “Not with that body.” The word “Sorry” didn’t cut it for the write up I received. FML
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Lydmyers 9

Well thats what you get for being shallow and rude. mermaids come in all shapes and sizes, just as humans do.

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RichardPencil 30

Shut the **** up, Olive Oyl! There's a theory that what sailors thought were mermaids were actually manatees. Those "ladies" aren't slim and your coworker might fit right in. Don't tell her this!

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RichardPencil 30

Shut the **** up, Olive Oyl! There's a theory that what sailors thought were mermaids were actually manatees. Those "ladies" aren't slim and your coworker might fit right in. Don't tell her this!

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Vesi 29

Beluga whales, actually, but yeah, there is that theory.

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Lydmyers 9

Well thats what you get for being shallow and rude. mermaids come in all shapes and sizes, just as humans do.

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Hangryko 29

God forbid someone judges how you look.

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slkeithh 14

You're a disgusting human being and you should have been fired.

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randybryant799 20

Let's be clear. You didn't absentmindedly say that. You were being mean and you got caught.

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VnD 12

Do you realise how much of a emotional damage you might have caused that woman? As someone who went through these smartass remarks when I was overweight, that shit hurts, I hope that woman starts working out and becomes beautiful inside and out while you'll remain a sour and judgmental bitch your entire life

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