Where's that coming from?

By Kayla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mesa

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 337
You deserved it 3 335

Top comments

Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.

Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!

Comments

I don't know if many will agree with me... But as much as I'd love to know that something's in my teeth, my feet stink, or my breath smells... There's just as much love for not finding out. I get a bit offended honestly, and I know I shouldn't. I also get dirty looks when I point them out nicely. How does one go about with pointing that their significant other's feet stink nicely?

Easy! Say, "Honey, your feet smell. Please, go wash them before you use the cofee table as your footrest. Thanks, Babe! Dinner will be ready in half an hour. *Kisses*"

prashantraut 0

Enjoy shower with him...ummm thts so hot!!

iloveweed69 7

Why in the name of Christ did I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice? I have a problem.

LittleGreenPaola 23

i noticed that here on fml you're all obsessed with this febreeze thing

I would leave him in for a few weeks. Then, when his feet resemble shriveled up prunes, they may smell better.

Gas leak, no. Thanks god. Lack of boyfriend hygiene, yes. That's disgusting.

skyeyez9 24

Tell him to soak his feet in lipton tea. The kind you make with tea bags not the instant kind. It has tannins in it and shrinks the sweat pores in his feet. Twice a day for about a week. Seriously.

cheetahbaby96 8

Break out the acid and steel wool!

Have him use a bleach and water solution on his feet and his nasty shoes. Barf.