Where's that coming from?
By Kayla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mesa
By Kayla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mesa
I don't know if many will agree with me... But as much as I'd love to know that something's in my teeth, my feet stink, or my breath smells... There's just as much love for not finding out. I get a bit offended honestly, and I know I shouldn't. I also get dirty looks when I point them out nicely. How does one go about with pointing that their significant other's feet stink nicely?
Easy! Say, "Honey, your feet smell. Please, go wash them before you use the cofee table as your footrest. Thanks, Babe! Dinner will be ready in half an hour. *Kisses*"
Why in the name of Christ did I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice? I have a problem.
Febreeze bitch
I would leave him in for a few weeks. Then, when his feet resemble shriveled up prunes, they may smell better.
Gas leak, no. Thanks god. Lack of boyfriend hygiene, yes. That's disgusting.
Have him use a bleach and water solution on his feet and his nasty shoes. Barf.
that's hot...
Keywords
Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.
Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!