Where's that coming from?
By Kayla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mesa
By Kayla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mesa
Pleasant
Cleaning a house with Orbit? Sounds like a great idea, I should go buy a few packs from Costco.
Stop eggagarrating
This calls for extremely drastic measures. 1. Water gun. 2. Soap. 3. Combine 1 and 2. 4. Spray.
has he never heard of a shower
Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.
That is an eggcellent solution to the problem at hand!!
Not eggactly..
More like the problem at your feet.
#73. There.*
Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!
Several times a day does the trick, but in this case, you should just leave him in there
Reminds me of a book I had as a kid about a monster called Stop-It-I-Will-Not-Wash-My-Face. If this is wrong, does anyone know the real name?
Spray some frabreeze on.
I can't spell. :(.
Febreze probably works best compared to the two knock offs mentioned beforehand.
I prefer Frabreeze personally.
I prefer Bra Freeze but...that's a story for another time.
Has your boyfriend ever heard of a shower before? Better get him in there quick or the smell will quickly become that of a dead corpse.
hmm. I think he may smell like my dog....
Luckily dogs can be kicked outside
Rotten eggs? One shower will not be enough.
You mean over 9,000?
A room mate who takes a shower every once in 3 months, a girl friend with corrosive breath, and now this.. Will this ever end?
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Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.
Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!