Where's that coming from?

By Kayla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mesa

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML
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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.

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ladyLALAA 28

Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!

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godisnowhere41 5

Dirty house? Clean it up with Orbit, or just make him shower.

9 1
ihasbrains 10

Cleaning a house with Orbit? Sounds like a great idea, I should go buy a few packs from Costco.

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TheCaterpiller 6

Get them from co-op they were only 42p a packet the other day

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

You know how they have like Christmas tree scented spray for Christmas? Maybe he's just using the Easter egg one, no reason to get upset over a little holiday spirit!

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Archon 7

This calls for extremely drastic measures. 1. Water gun. 2. Soap. 3. Combine 1 and 2. 4. Spray.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Some people just get worse foot odor than others.It could also be from a hard day of manual labor with a pair of heavy boots on.

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SkoomaKi 27

Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.

67 6
DREWBERTMAN 2

That is an eggcellent solution to the problem at hand!!

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becka344 0

I see what you did thar.

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ladyLALAA 28

Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!

48 1
yahoowizard 16

Several times a day does the trick, but in this case, you should just leave him in there

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ladyLALAA 28

Reminds me of a book I had as a kid about a monster called Stop-It-I-Will-Not-Wash-My-Face. If this is wrong, does anyone know the real name?

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Airman1988 9

febreeze would probably work better :)

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Awsumuzzie 12

Febreze probably works best compared to the two knock offs mentioned beforehand.

15 1
ClassyCommando 13

I prefer Bra Freeze but...that's a story for another time.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Has your boyfriend ever heard of a shower before? Better get him in there quick or the smell will quickly become that of a dead corpse.

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TheDrifter 23

Make sure he goes in dressed, and throw his shoes in with him or he will stink just as badly when he gets out.

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KM96 24

That is totally disgusting! How come this is the first time you've noticed it? Good luck with dealing with that!

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ycrem0n 21

A room mate who takes a shower every once in 3 months, a girl friend with corrosive breath, and now this.. Will this ever end?

20 0