Kids: Which one are you?

Which one are you?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 00:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 09:47 - Canada

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

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Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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By The unfavorite - 26/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML

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By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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By aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

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puppster391 16

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:02

Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.

Jkjklkl 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:05

Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left

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puppster391 16

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:02

Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.

AKGirlinSD 20

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:23

Which one shall it be. The suspense continues...on another note, why not figure out which one is Kevin 1 by who is the oldest? Pretty easy solution.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:34

Or the teacher can just call them by their middle names.

TheRandomIndian 17

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:57

Kevin JoshTheMaggot Smith

rbubbles 20

Tuesday 19 February 2013 11:34

That's where you stuffed up OP, why give them an option? You decided who's Kevin 1 and who's Kevin 2. Then to distinguish 1 from 2 pay attention to the style of his hair cut, color of his eyes or even the shape of his nose :)

aussieaccents 7

Tuesday 19 February 2013 14:46

When there were 2 Sarah's in my class, people called me Haras. Call one Kevin and one Nevik.

bfsd42 20

Tuesday 19 February 2013 22:09

Or call one Kevin and one smith.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 19 February 2013 22:14

There was a lady who called for her son by yelling "Kyle!" My brother looked over. She tried again by saying "Kyle Daniel!" My brother looked over again. Third try. "His initials are KDH?" Still didn't work. Names are tricky sometimes

tjv3 10

Wednesday 20 February 2013 1:48

Well just call them by their full name then. First middle and last or just call them by their middle name

ygdrassil 17

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:32

You have to be creative. Kevin 1 and Kevin alpha or something.

ise3 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 5:25

They obviously did this on purpose

Jkjklkl 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:05

Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left

LookAtMyGoat 8

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:10

Would it be the students left or the teachers left?

OriginalimoaN 15

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:36

Or sit them on opposite sides and call one shirley and the other...another uncommon girlie name until they decide and avoid the "whose left" issue

Zarp 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:06

Pick a favorite, call that one "Good Kevin". Problem solved

dogpfcorn 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:34

Oh king of the hill reference :) GH for good hank BH for bad hank :) or for you GK and BK

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Tuesday 19 February 2013 14:19

24- It was Hank, and Good Hank. They didn't call the older Hank "bad Hank."

igive 29

Tuesday 19 February 2013 18:27

He did call him bad Hank once. "Well you burnt my patty, didn't ya BH!

kentuckyguy 4

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:08

Kevin Smith?Call the one who is fatter Lunchbox and the other one Silent Bob...

djxerxes9000 18

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:32

Snootchie Bootchies!

SaintT 15

Tuesday 19 February 2013 18:06

An instant up vote for the both of you!

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:10

Make them compete in some form of competition and the winner can be Kevin 1. My bets are on Kevin!! There is no way Kevin can beat Kevin.

lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 11:16

My money's on Kevin too!

jjake20140 2

Tuesday 19 February 2013 12:28

The issue is that if Kevin beat Kevin, then Kevin will also lose to Kevin. So Kevin beats Kevin yet Kevin loses to Kevin, then we may be stuck in an endless loop of Kevin beating Kevin losing to Kevin.