Which one are you?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 00:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML
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puppster391 16

Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.

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Jkjklkl 14

Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left

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zilla52 12

call one Kevin and the other smith.

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shadowPlayer 6

Is it just the same initial or the same middle name? Because then it's Kevin James and Kevin Jack

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Dcm210 19

I would call one silent Bob and the other just Kevin.

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CanCann 16

Seat them in separate rows. Kevin Left and Kevin Right.

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usnwife 18

...except figuring out which homework assignment belongs to which child if they don't put full middle names.

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martinv19 6

Asshole 1 and asshole 2 sound pretty good

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Sit them on opposite sides of the class so you can look at the one you're talking to.

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obliviousmaximus 6

Which one is the least talkative? Call him Silent Bob. Then call the other one Kevin.

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simoncat 11

How old are the Kevins? This whole thing sounds like a dilemma for a fourth grade class.

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liss0711 10

Tell them whoever gets better grades gets to be Kevin1. That way they will have to work to get what they want and will learn in the process.

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