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Go the Futurama route — Kevin 1 & Kevin A
I vote you call them Jay and Silent Bob.
Smithson and Smithlar. Problem solved. Alternatively, call them Selma and Patty from the Simpsons......
Call them by their middle names. Now if their middle names are the same, you're royally screwed. I'm also assuming you're the teacher, so you deserve it for not putting your foot down. Your class, your rules.
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Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.
Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left