Which one are you?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 00:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 690
You deserved it 3 447

Same thing different taste

Top comments

puppster391 16

Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.

Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left

Comments

If their middle names only start with J, you can call them by their middle names.

Pick a trait, such as Hyper Kevin or Smart Kevin.

magnetic_aura 26

Call them Kevin 1 and Kevin alpha! :-P

Call them by their full middle names, which I assume are different since you only said they both start with J. Doesn't take a rocket scientist.

This reminds me of the time when we had 3 Jake S.'s in our class.

I'm sorry your class is full of clones.