By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
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coolmike699 26

Everyone knows you don't use a knife to make blood bottles, you use a dirty syringe. Knives are for blood buckets, or maybe blood jars, but that's it.

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brianna1494 27

1. They're family is either dead or not around. 2. The family also does not have the fortune of money. 3. People can be homeless and not be criminals. 4. They can be homeless because they're single and they're job fell through. 5. Do I need to go much further? I mean seriously, have these thoughts just NEVER crossed you mind?

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fantastamazing 10

What did you do?????

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Izabushel 65

There is a complement that is used in Australia, If you are a good person or do something nice, people will say "Your blood's worth bottling". We don't actually follow through with it though.

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keerta_fml 14

I think he meant it as a compliment with the expression "you're so good I could bottle up your blood" but then took it too far by insisting to follow him haha. But I see him on most of my volunteering shifts and he seems harmless and friendly, just a bit awkward.

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