Who am I?

By BadFather - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'Cutie' or 'Beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7

Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."

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artsyfox 3

at least she will grow up with confidence.

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Z_Morios_Z 7

i call my sister brobro and now she wont reply to brodie aaahhh good times

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taera 8

Keevarou- You must translate your comments so the average reader can interpret them. Change all of your logical, polite and relevant comments into incomprehensible, misspelled rants and this site will be a much better place.

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HunterAlpha1 8

i sure hope you don't spoil her only for her to end up like one of those damn OWS protestors.

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Okayitwasme 0

Add her name after you say beautiful or cutie. Then drop the the endearments.

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KiKiTraSH 0

Haha my niece only responds to 'princess'.

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LN666 2

I like :) change her name to those :) gorgeous hey :)

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cheerluv15 0

She's gonna end up a self centered teenager. One of the girls I'd like to punch

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boobookittie 0

3 - your so sweet! If only I could meet a guy like you in the US! And attractive too! Gosh :-(

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