Who am I?

By BadFather - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'Cutie' or 'Beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7

Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."

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artsyfox 3

at least she will grow up with confidence.

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psych10 4

You must be one of those annoying ass parents everyone hates

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bizarre_ftw 21

Smooth move, she's gonna have some narcissism problems

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Alexisthebestest 16

3 is always friendly on here. I don't see a problem with him being polite- it's actually nice to see someone being friendly for a change.

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bizarre_ftw 21

(ignoring 59 & 78) Damn >.< come on people! Let's buy him a plane ticket!! What country has low ethics and good education?!

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ScenePower 1

Don't worry she should respaond soon. Just don't call her thise things as much.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Are you in 3rd grade? Because your spelling certainly suggests it... And I'm insulting 3rd graders here!

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chelseaaababyyy 17

someone's gonna be concieted when they grow up lol but nothing wrong with giving your kids confidence(:

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FlyingWhisps 5

That'll teach ya to throw terms of endearment around all willy nilly! But your daughter sure will never have a problem with her self confidence. Hell, she may even turn into one of those popular girl stereotypes. There's always an upside, OP!

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21jason 9

Wow way to get her hopes up.. Wait till she's older

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

My name is Antonio, I always thought my name was Tony until I was about 8 or 9, I was truly shocked because I thought Tony always sounds better.

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