Who am I?

By BadFather - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'Cutie' or 'Beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7

Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."

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artsyfox 3

at least she will grow up with confidence.

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Joshawott 21

That happened to my dog once. Mum called her "Darling" so much she forgot that wasn't her name.

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aceangel6 4

Well as long as she doesn`t know the meaning of the word theres still a chance she wont become full of it. Just condition her to respond to her real name

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valdancer99 0

Sex will be fun when she gets older.

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sarah1525 0

That would actually be funny but yet I mean just the name cutie when your older...it won't work..I doubt she will be like that when she's older she's still little it happened to my little sister but she got older and started thinking...good luck OP!

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hateevryone 14

that's cute........in a way.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or they really wanted a girl. But I suspect that the baby is already a girl.

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RedPillSucks 31

Put that on the long list with names like prince precious moon unit dweezle Chastity I'm sure she'll turn out just fine.

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himoonkey 8

Yeah because if she grows up to be ugly then that would be awkward...

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cybermolly10 7

She won't grow up with confidence, she'll grow up thinking that her looks are the most important thing, and sooner or later they'll go and then what will she have?

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dogpup4 23

My dog believed his name was Jason for a while, since thats my name. Eventually, somehow he started responding to Barney like we intended.

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bizarre_ftw 21

A dog named Barney. Hmmm... (Oh btw, nice profile.)

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