Cheating and Love: Who's at fault?

Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 832

You deserved it 2 598

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 936

You deserved it 6 775

By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 054

You deserved it 3 363

Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

I agree, your life sucks 999

You deserved it 264

By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 055

You deserved it 5 650

How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 558

You deserved it 17 228

By heartbroken - 10/07/2013 19:08 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 034

You deserved it 4 723

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 483

You deserved it 6 997

By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 500

You deserved it 433

By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 365

You deserved it 6 069

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 21:49 - Canada - Drumheller

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 163

You deserved it 3 788

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

KK3137 31

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

Comments

okokalright 15

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:18

The excuses some people come up with a just plain ridiculous. Don't waste your time on an asshole like that OP

greeneyedx 23

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:23

I feel fair saying I hope you mean ex boyfriend, OP. FYL

THEDUDE1553566 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 4:31

That was already said by #10

MRSwick2525 23

Thursday 6 August 2015 5:31

Its going to be said a million more times as well #47.

greeneyedx 23

Thursday 6 August 2015 8:08

Lol so? Not everyone will see someone already said the same thing. Oh well!

tibtak_fml 10

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:26

You guys don't have Snapchat?

Grayness_ 26

Thursday 6 August 2015 6:08

What... What does that have to do with anything? Sexting and sex are two different things.

FlyestBoy 11

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:30

Find someone who wants you for you. not just for sex.

mimirawr14 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:31

Sounds like what my ex did to me while I was 8 months pregnant with his son. Except I was just in to much pain to give him any so he went to a so called friend and got some from her.

Catdragon 40

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:27

I'm so sorry. did you work it out? if not, collect child support.

Dovahkiin_1997 22

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:43

"My ex did to me"

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 6 August 2015 3:54

34 - Maybe she has a thing for the letter x?

VideoGameGangsta 5

Friday 7 August 2015 2:05

you deserved it how dare you make him go sexless for 8 months

EarlFug 19

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:31

That actually would've been a better excuse -- "hey I tried to suck my own **** but couldn't!"

kellyem2 20

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:32

If he could suck his own **** that would probably solve this whole sex deprivation thing for the both of you.

mustangbravo 27

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:35

If he can't even admit that he ****** up maybe it's time for a change.

deathshead 19

Thursday 6 August 2015 4:58

he literaly ****** up.

sstahpp 33

Thursday 6 August 2015 16:32

LITERALLY

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:56

"... If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own ****." lol Terrific sentence.. well regardless, you can tell him to go **** himself.