If I could do that, I'd never leave the house!!!

my ex used that excuse on me when I went to Italy. Dumb ******.

If you give him another chance...use a period excuse

OP you need to ditch him. Guys that give that type of an excuse for something that there is no excuse for it. I don't care if you didn't give him any sex for a year. If you are in a relationship with a person. You should be faithful to them. Until you break it off. If he had interest in another individual and wanted to go "play with her" because you did not need him two weeks worth of sex. Because you were on a family vacation. He is not worth your time to be with. That being said you can do so much better and I'm sure you have a wonderful personality. And can attract somebody with a little bit more moral fiber

wrong on so many levels.. hope you dumped his sorry ass!

op you deserve so much better. And as I said in my previous comment being denied two weeks worth of sex. Because you're on a trip is no reason to cheat. I believe that you have a wonderful personality as I said and can do a lot better than somebody who chooses to cheat. Cheaters never prosper in my view. If he has done it once. He will do it again. Save yourself a lot of heartache and find somebody who treat you better and respect the fact that you're in a relationship. take it from someone that had it happen to her quite a few times

Op, the bloody idiot most likely has two hands and even if he has one he can still use it to **** himself both literally and figuratively.

While I'm not excusing his actions, for every 1 day a girl doesn't take of her mans 'needs' it feels like 3.5 days w/o to you ladies. True story

His faithfulness may not extend beyond the contortions you suggest

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