Cheating and Love: Who's at fault? - FML

Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

Spicy

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

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Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By heartbroken - 10/07/2013 19:08 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 21:49 - Canada - Drumheller

Spicy

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

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Top comments

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

KK3137 31

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

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oldsaltydawg 12

Monday 24 August 2015 5:03

please tell me you dumped this loser

cheychey613 3

Sunday 26 June 2016 5:02

vacation or not, he's an a** for even doing something like that in the first place. obviously he only cares about sex.

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 22 January 2020 20:17

You're still referring to him as your boyfriend so whose the dummy now?

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