Cheating and Love: Who's Christina?

Who's Christina?

By Beantown girl - 31/10/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

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By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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rberry88 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:57

Dump him now, once a cheater, always a cheater

ndvorsky 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:57

You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens

Comments

Cambria91 4

Monday 31 October 2011 18:32

Punch him in the ******* balls and ruin christinas night :) and dump him

citymayer 7

Monday 31 October 2011 18:43

Well he could've just said she must have the wrong number... That's what I would do. Although I wouldn't put myself in that situation.

aprilvictoria26 0

Monday 31 October 2011 18:44

you should have messaged her back pretending to be your bf and put "sorry im with my gf"

GypsyRover 0

Monday 31 October 2011 18:52

Break his phone and toss it in the river! Then when he's at work move all his shit to the curb,with a note that says,he should move in with her. Don't forget to change the locks! Trust me,I have been in your situation! I'm so sorry. My ex cheated on me when she was prego with my kid! Ditch his ass NOW!

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Monday 31 October 2011 18:53

Ranimal, if he was telling the truth, it brings up two MAJOR questions. ONE, how in the **** could it complicate things if theyre just "buddies" and TWO, why the **** does he wait til night time, after her kids go to bed, to kick it with his "buddy" I dont think so. Only a dumb bitch would find any of that acceptable.

iluvcrazipepl 9

Monday 31 October 2011 19:00

Damn. Hope he's your ex now. He's a bastard. You deserve better

becca21_fml 2

Monday 31 October 2011 19:29

What is it with coworkers being named Christina? My boyfriend cheated on me with his coworker Christina. He swears he didn't but all the signs were there, & I'm not stupid. I've forgiven him for it now because that was over a year ago but this is his only chance.

ngforeveralone 3

Monday 31 October 2011 19:36

If he refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend then there is obviously something off about that "friendship". And who texts their male friend to come over right after putting the kids to bed

chosha_fml 26

Monday 31 October 2011 20:47

#141 (slushpup9696) How that saying works is that when the exception occurs, you realise that it IS an exception, which reinforces that there is a usual pattern or way things occur. eg A cheater who never cheats more than once is so unusual that people are surprised by it. It's the exception that shows that 'once a cheater, always a cheater' is generally true. It proves that 'rule'.