Cheating and Love: Who's Christina?

Who's Christina?

By Beantown girl - 31/10/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

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Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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rberry88 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:57

Dump him now, once a cheater, always a cheater

ndvorsky 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:57

You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens

Comments

Ranimal 12

Monday 31 October 2011 15:04

To all these people saying "dump him" and "cheater". What if he actually isn't cheating and is telling the ******* truth? What if he doesn't want it to complicate his shit at work? So what if he is a gutless pussy. He could be innocent.

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Monday 31 October 2011 16:21

That comment was so horrible that I can't tell if you're naive, stupid, or trolling. I have never seen a workplace where telling people you have a GF makes things "weird". The only reason a guy would do that is so he can get some pussy on the side. Also, a "work buddy" would not be texting a guy late at night instructing him to "come over". But even if he's innocent (which is laughably naive), being a "gutless pussy" is grounds for breaking up. A "gutless pussy" is insecure, jealous, and lacks a backbone, and makes a piss poor bf. tl;dr You're an idiot. Don't give out relationship advice, ever.

LaDeFreakinDa 4

Monday 31 October 2011 15:08

I would text back and say "Sorry this is his girlfriend and he's busy with me, but I can assure you that in about twenty minutes he will have PLENTY of time to come over. Just make sure you have room for his suitcases."

Mayshod 3

Monday 31 October 2011 15:54

Him refusing to tell anyone he has a girlfriend ESPECIALLY an attractive coworker should be a big clue.

AliCat18 12

Monday 31 October 2011 15:57

I would text back "sorry about to have mad passionate sex with my wife but i'll come around if you're my last option i guess" and i would leave him if he refuses to tell her about your relationship.

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Monday 31 October 2011 16:08

I hoped you already dumped his worthless ass. Your [ex]-bf was trying to get the best of both worlds by keeping you secret while living a double life at work. Both you and Christina deserve much better than a guy who can't be completely honest to the both of you. Also, your bf is a total retard. He hid your relationship so things wouldn't get "weird" at work? If you have sex with a co-worker, it's guaranteed that work will be "weird" from that point, especially now that you know he's cheating. From personal experience, co-worker relationships almost NEVER work out and it's awkward working with all that sexual tension.

helen29 4

Monday 31 October 2011 16:12

he's sooo cheating on u! dump the loser!

theressarina 2

Monday 31 October 2011 16:59

Reply to the girl yourself and say, "We've been together for 2 years, don't be a home wrecker."

chels1994 11

Monday 31 October 2011 17:25

time to move on...not even worth it

Witchy_fml 7

Monday 31 October 2011 17:31

He is a player. You could text her back and tell her you are his girlfriend, but he will just go back and lie to her the way he does you. If Christina does not know about you Op then she is also a victim of his lies. I would go to his work introduce yourself and see what her reaction is. Maybe you two can gang up on that two timer and put him in his place. If she did know about you and was texting him anyways then she is a homewrecker and needs to be put in her place. Either way he is a loser.