Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Who's Dusty? - FML

FML for mobile
Free

Open in app

Who's Dusty?

By DumpedPlusSizeGirl - 21/02/2025 14:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, the dog pulled out a dusty, size M thong from under our bed. I wear a size 3XL, so obviously it wasn’t mine. Only my husband and I live in this house. Not only was my husband’s affair inadvertently exposed, he impassively said, “The size of it should explain why I did it in the first place. Sorry.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 259

Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 498

You deserved it 3 298

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 773

You deserved it 3 887

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 551

You deserved it 1 373

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 537

You deserved it 18 331

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 533

You deserved it 94 584

PROOF!

By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 555

You deserved it 4 675

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 539

You deserved it 12 534

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 943

You deserved it 7 203

By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 924

You deserved it 3 363

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 013

You deserved it 4 552

Next

Top comments

GoogieWithers 23

Friday 21 February 2025 20:11

He is only sorry that he got caught.

smoochmysnoot 5

Friday 21 February 2025 20:58

What an absolute prick. Sorry, OP. You deserve better, no matter what size you wear.

Comments

GoogieWithers 23

Friday 21 February 2025 20:11

He is only sorry that he got caught.

BloodyButUnbowed 31

Wednesday 14 May 2025 19:31

It doesn't sound like he said "sorry" at all.

smoochmysnoot 5

Friday 21 February 2025 20:58

What an absolute prick. Sorry, OP. You deserve better, no matter what size you wear.

Plcx 8

Saturday 22 February 2025 23:11

I totally understand and support your husband. You deserve it for making no effort whatsoever to be attractive

jamburny 1

Sunday 20 April 2025 21:55

Thick is beautiful, he’s a POS

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Love Weird Awkward First Dates Embarrassing Allergies Cheating Drugs Intimacy Sex Ironic Coworkers Friends Relationship advice Relatable Argument Miscellaneous Roommate Noise Renters Capitalism Landlords Health Bodyshaming Periods Annoying Work Poopoo peepee Food Customers

The Top

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 672

You deserved it 44 235

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 171

You deserved it 154 466

The Top

Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 610

You deserved it 1 529

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 572

You deserved it 30 932

Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 370

You deserved it 890

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 030

You deserved it 2 996

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 056

You deserved it 87 080

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 260

You deserved it 6 565