Miscellaneous: Who's this?

Who's this?

By SingleWorker - 09/01/2010 03:45 - United States

Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 784

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By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 310

You deserved it 66 524

My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 294

You deserved it 134

By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 653

You deserved it 356

By Romantic - 15/01/2010 08:33 - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 204

You deserved it 4 161

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 629

Hello, goodbye

By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 157

You deserved it 5 244

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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You deserved it 7 156

First Dates

By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

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You deserved it 4 610

Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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You deserved it 4 484

The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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You deserved it 544

JassyJas 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:24

Just explain unless shes with someone else already

_Mazza_ 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:39

This sounds like one of those things that you can solve by picking up the phone and doing something about it.

Comments

FMTOTM 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:26

apfluxx why are you attempting to cover for this girl? is it because you have/are done the "dame thing" which is to bail for your own indiscretions. You need to write your own FML or "Fapfluxx"

aricTB 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:43

this confuses me... r u lady gaga? phsyco tranny bitch, sounds about right. but please, on a lighter note, relax. calm down, youbate being very irrational. read over your posts and you will see what I'm talking about.

aricTB 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:47

you are* forgot the space and my iPhone made it youbate

blastvortex 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:31

Haha. Your girlfriend's an asshat, OP. If she comes back, dump her. This ain't an FML; it's a wakeup call.

angrygood 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:49

You can try to explain things to her... FYL but YDI for not telling her about your father getting married. >_>

ImKindaAmazing 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:58

lmao...cute

Sakke 4

Saturday 9 January 2010 18:23

Just tell her..

Cortar 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 18:53

Why is everyone freaking out? His girlfriend could have just been wishing him good luck with his new stepmom? Talk about people jumping to conclusions on limited information