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that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.
Its pretty impressive if he can come even close to tying his snake on a knot.
Tell him he can rupture the chambers in his penis, effectively breaking it. He'll think twice before he tries to make a doggie with his peepee.
37 I'll let you try with mine
Shemale? 37
Here's a cool, true story 54. My dad is good friends with Alan Rickman. He works with him through the Blackfriar's convention and through the Globe Theatre in London. I've met the man, and being as cruel and unwavering as the character Snape is a testament to Alan's acting ability, because he is a genuinely nice, sincere, affable fellow.
The mental imagery is absolutely horrid! :P
An even loftier and more impressive goal would be for him to play Paganini on the piano with just his penis and perhaps a partner.
I do that every day!
thats awesome u shud be very proud haha
Tell him to make a snake
A pretzel isn't an animal :P but still, I am impressed
Damn OP, your boyfriend must be a big boy. If you know what I mean.
how...is that even possible...
I would be more disturbed by the fact that the guy is looking up guys who can make animals with his penis.
I did it!!!!!!!!
Today, I heard of a man who can make balloon animals with his penis. I am trying to reach this legendary status, but my girlfriend keeps yelling at me. Plus, I've got a boner. Fml
I can make a balloon snake with my penis.
Wow. that sucks. but kinda funny. sorry OP
he's a keeper
This is epic!
I just hope he wasn't erect
And u didn't help him op?
^ if it gets stuck in a knotO.o
Op's boyfriend to doctor: hey doc I broke my penis! Doctor: how? Boyfriend: I tried and turn it into a pretzel.
So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..
Maybe she likes a small one; maybe she has a teeny tiny hoo-hah, or maybe she has some kind of reverse preference for dicks, or dickslexia, as it is often called.
It's Kenneth Kaniff **** boy
It never says he actually makes the pretzel. It says he TRIES.
Maybe it's not long, just really skinny. like a cherry stem :P
^ I could tie it in my mouth! NO ****.
That comment actually sounded PRO-****. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
it'd be funny if he was attempting this with a small dick =] but then again....I don't see how it's possible, no matter what your size...
I bet he can't make a snake.
He should have tried to make a sword. =)
God forbid your bf has a beautiful hobby!
I was wondering that too. haha
Yeah he'd have to be pretty big to be able to do that.
At least he has a penis.
There's nothing like having a penis. Vaginas can be cool too, but penises (or is it penii) are just the bees knees.
I tried that once... Never worked out make him try it with real balloons. And why would he watch a guy make balloon animals with his penis?
Question is why not ?
He likes balloon animals that's why
I wonder if those skills could transfer over to the bedroom?
helo darlng
Ever heard of sarcasm?? Anyone??
146- Yes! They're much better than chocolate chip. Not as good as Oreos though.
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So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..
that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.