Who?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate, asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML
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sniperkit 10

I think that you need new locks, maybe? Or.. you know.. use your current ones.

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keven501 12

Jeez even people robbing you these days are lazy

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Be a good host, greet him with a cup of coffee.

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Rodders_SOTC 1

It was a comfy couch, thanks. Sorry I couldn't find the bathroom :/

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BeRealB 4

Pull an LL Cool J and break his nose and jaw

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numbersystem 4

Wait a second! I dont even have a couch!!!

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outoftown 26

The intruder is an anti-burglar. He brings his own furniture IN.

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afairshake 8

Um yikes that would scare me into buying an alarm system and some new locks that's pretty scary it could have been anyone

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lonelytrevor 5

Maybe this is an opportunity to make a new friend!

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KVKdragon 26

I hope you told her to call 911. You never know what kind of person the trespasser can be :(

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