Who?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate, asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML
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sniperkit 10

I think that you need new locks, maybe? Or.. you know.. use your current ones.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Don't hurt him! It's just the guy who played in the previous spiderman! He's so depressed about being replaced, he sleeps on random people's couches. No? Ok

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superhumangambit 4

Don't worry, it's just your friendly neighborhood rapist.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Maybe the person mistook it as their house lolz

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outoftown 26

A drunken relative just got arrested for something similar. He thought is was his mother's new house, and tried to get in.

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I_Has_A_Fishy 12

Maybe she was dreaming. Or you have a resident ghost...

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br0ccoli 14

Make sure you still have your underwear. Couch crashers are sometimes panty raiders too.

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smartkid33 3

Umm call some people to back u up when u check it out

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maemadness 2

Too much to drink the previous night?

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