Miscellaneous: Whose are these?

Whose are these?

By Whyme? - 28/04/2016 02:39 - United States - Hackensack

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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Arnold Layne

By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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You deserved it 135

By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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Doctor_W_H_O 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

You could always get a nanny cam? That way you know for sure before firing the babysitter or getting into a huge fight with your husband

Zatert 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:21

They start off younger and younger...

Comments

Thirt 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:59

Do you go to the laundromat? They could have come home stuck to some clothing. I think there's a more likely explanation than someone having sex. Seriously, when is the last time you forgot to put your underwear back on with the rest of your clothes after sex?

pink_raindrops 26

Friday 29 April 2016 1:19

If they were stuck to laundry from someone else at a laundry mat they would have been noticed when the clothes got folded and put away. If they weren't noticed they'd be in a drawer, not the kids toy box.

ragnarok1540 39

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:23

It looks bad, OP, but there could be other explanations as well. Maybe they belong to your husband, who wears them to feel pretty ... Oh, who am I kidding. **** your life, OP! You have to either kick your husband's ass, get rid of your babysitter, or possibly both.

Zillamamma 4

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:39

I hope it isn't your husband

EwahWeeWah 21

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:48

This is really serious, please put a nanny cam in the house in all rooms to see what's happening. If the babysitter is molesting your kid this is super serious.

Oliverkahn 5

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:54

Free underwear. I guess?

CrassKal 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:02

The problem is neither of them will admit to it.

waleedma 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:02

Just show it to your husband and tell him the story... His reaction would tell you if he knows about it or not...

Tehlu 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:11

Well, this needs a follow up.

Montanagrl 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:45

Time for a Nanny-cam!

emil3572 5

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:51

My ex sister-in-law used our house for her friends bachelorette party for which she hired a stripper. Well first off he was really bad and extremely small. Anyway he ended up taking off his thong. About three weeks later my ex found them in the dog toy basket and thought they were mine cuz our dog loved bringing our underwear down from the bedroom. I was like no way I don't wear leather underwear. We finally figured out who's they were. He washed his hands about 10 times since he was the one that had touched then. Haha.