Miscellaneous: Whose are these?

Whose are these?

By Whyme? - 28/04/2016 02:39 - United States - Hackensack

Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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You deserved it 7 003

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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Arnold Layne

By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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You deserved it 135

By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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You deserved it 30 422

By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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Doctor_W_H_O 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

You could always get a nanny cam? That way you know for sure before firing the babysitter or getting into a huge fight with your husband

Zatert 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:21

They start off younger and younger...

Comments

fatman1970 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:17

I hope for your marriage that it's the babysitter who needs kicking out.

angryo5trich 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:30

I would start with the baby sitter

trucker2 33

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:43

A 2 yr old could very well take, clothing out of sitters bag, everyone could be innocent, don't assume the worst.

Weasel104 8

Friday 29 April 2016 8:08

Who carries a second set of panties with them in their purse or bag to a babysitting job?

Overlord247 20

Friday 29 April 2016 9:35

It could have been an overnight thing, like if the OP and her husband had an event that would end late or something. In that case, it would be normal to pack a second set of clothes

PinkasaurusRex 25

Friday 29 April 2016 19:50

Maybe the babysitter had a second pair in case of any "female emergencies".

nukey24 7

Saturday 30 April 2016 0:45

Maybe she was on her period and she carries spare underwear incase of accidents? We don't know the full story but no harm in being open minded lol

Catdragon 40

Saturday 30 April 2016 23:14

I can tell you right now that wearing lacy pretty underwear on your period is not a great idea....

shadowdragon0820 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:43

Did you take the English class in elementary?

justcommenting19 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:52

Well, yes. I assume so. We all do, but that doesn't mean her education stopped there. Did yours?

Kittyphysics 21

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:44

kids are excellent narks. ask the kid who's panties those are.

tupe_fml 15

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:45

Maybe your two year old is getting down and dirty

RedCronos 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:57

Maybe they are both related? In all seriousness, **** your life. I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'd want to find in that box.

samsam23t 8

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:48

or it could be that the kid went through the babysitters bag found the underwear thought it was "a mask" and hid it so the kid could play with the "mask" later

iamdorkette 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:26

But why would the babysitter bring that to her clients house? 2 year olds do not require lacy underthings. Leave it in the car, if you have to bring it.

juturnaamo 29

Friday 29 April 2016 0:38

Keeping an overnight bag makes sense if you're a babysitter. Sometimes date nights last all night, parents realize they both drank more than they planned, or something unexpected happens.