Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 880
You deserved it 61 059

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CherishFlowers 0

Eww... don't keep it in your pocket.

OH WELL... uh, at least they know you're safe!

Comments

jrogers4409 0

either this is fake or you're literally retarded.... no one keeps a used condom in their pocket, let alone the same pocket as their keys..especially when they know they'll be with their girlfriends family. FAKE

realitycheck36 0

Not much of a shooter if you put it in your pocket without worrying about leakage.

iMiDGiT 0

Throw it in a trashcan. No trashcan in the room? Use the kitchen. Parents in there? Go to the restroom and throw it in there (pretty sure there is a trashcan there). No trashcan still? Go outside and say you need some fresh air and throw it somewhere.... Keeping it in your pocket for a while is nasty >.>

doof_fisch 2

You should have said, "No, sweetie. Those aren't my car keys....those are the keys to my condominium."

popatia 0

Really, that`s what you want to know?

Why do you keep used condoms in your pocket? YDI

irockish 0

who puts used condoms in their pocket?