Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
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CherishFlowers 0

Eww... don't keep it in your pocket.

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DameGreyWulf 0

OH WELL... uh, at least they know you're safe!

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mkivsuptt 0

YDI for being a dirty, filthy pig and keeping your used condoms in your pocket. We all know the "girlfriend" in your story was really your ****** boyfriend. Stop putting his used condoms in your pocket, fag.

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CoolChik 5

Yes, I can see why you would put that in your pocket, as disturbing as it is. It's understandable. If my father found one in my house, he would kill my boyfriend. Then me. End of story. Secondly here, was it a condomm or the condom wrapper? I can see the possibility here that maybe you got rid of the actual condem (flushed it maybe or something), then shoved the wrapper in your pocket so it couldn't be found. If that was the case, it wouldn't be as gross. Overall, FYL. Your girlfriend shouldn't have been half-groping your junk in front of her family.

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godyourethick 0

You even said the solution to the problem, #169: just go to the toilet and flush the bastard. OP even had car keys: could have gone to 'get something from the car' and tossed it on the way. Besides, if OP was willing to risk boning the daughter with the rest of the family in the house ('condom we *just* used'), they probably wouldn't have gone mental if they'd found one in a bin. Don't be dense. OP, you scummy bastard. Keeping a used condom in your pocket? That's low.

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tschoiuss 0

First of all why would you keep a used condom in your pocket? thats what trash cans are for! and second of all you are part of what is being called the "dumbing down phase". stupid people!

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mreyes517 0

Wait, why the hell would you shove a used condom in your pocket?? thats SICK man, you deserved that shit

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Nandian90 0

Why would you keep it in your pocket?!?!

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Hellsno 0

A used condom in your pocket??? Dude, that is GROSS!! YDI, you dillweed

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Violet_Grace 0

That's pretty frikkin gross. And creepy... I don't think I would date a dude that kept our used condoms...

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puddinpowder 0

god you're a moron. You pretty much suck at life.

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jrogers4409 0

either this is fake or you're literally retarded.... no one keeps a used condom in their pocket, let alone the same pocket as their keys..especially when they know they'll be with their girlfriends family. FAKE

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