Health, Friends and Awkward: With friends like these…

With friends like these…

By Katie - 13/12/2012 18:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 629

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 148

You deserved it 148

By iTried - 28/01/2016 12:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

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You deserved it 8 786

She has a bright future in politics

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 12:00

Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 117

By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 28 280

By cockblockingbitch - 25/01/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 229

You deserved it 4 023

By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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You deserved it 24 296

By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 444

Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 10 502

Rumor mill

By Gerald - 16/01/2023 16:00

Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 01:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

stevenJB 25

Friday 14 December 2012 3:07

Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/

mpsteve137 15

Friday 14 December 2012 3:09

Spread a rumor that she's pregnant

Comments

maddiewoah 15

Saturday 15 December 2012 2:18

Super awesome "best friend" you got there, OP, spreading STD rumors about you. Just saying.. definitely time for new friends. Because a best friend wouldn't spread any rumors about you at all.

melrose90210 10

Saturday 15 December 2012 4:30

Maybe?

imaginger1 4

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:24

Hold up, I saw this fml in a comment a few fml's back up...

Deformedcomb 0

Saturday 15 December 2012 18:34

It's ok Katie Mann is a big ***** and has an STD

Pyapi 20

Sunday 16 December 2012 0:19

Looking on the bright side, everyone who has heard the rumor will not try to rape you!

randomtiings44 9

Sunday 16 December 2012 4:34

wow, what a nice friend...

ambitiousnygrl 17

Tuesday 18 December 2012 6:35

Ask her who she heard that from. Then confront the individual that started this rumor, most likely her, by saying that there is no way they can simply know that. So either they're some creepy stalker or they're spewing out BS! See how fast the rumor goes away then.

onorexveritas 23

Monday 31 December 2012 15:47

new friends sounds good

Lkitteh 5

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:51

omfg this reminds me of another fml I just read.. a commenter said "be the bigger bitch, say you heard a rumor where she had an std and that you didn't attempt to stop it cause it was just too funny." O.o