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With friends like these…

By z…… - 18/10/2024 18:00 - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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Uber friends

By Anonymous - 01/08/2023 06:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML

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Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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kk_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:39

is your name karen?

Omgwtfnoway 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:20

That sucks but not FML worthy.

Comments

Numba22 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:56

You must not be very cool.... your fault? haha

1234five 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:23

And in the end... Don't trust anybody

emmakat17 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:11

its ok hun there bitches trust me il kno lol

Fossilfuel 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:00

Been there more than once I feel your pain more than you care to think... FML ='[

Oregnoll 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:14

Hey, do you know whats better than this? If you firgive them after six months and they do it again =/

Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 4:34

lol. you shold totally invest in some new friends. the ones you currently have suck. :(

kurac 0

Friday 11 September 2009 15:52

kill him :)

UnwantedIGuess 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 8:08

Unfortunately, I know exactly how you feel. It sucks.

lostinstereo24 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 22:24

mmhmm. one of the worst feelings ever.

loyalroyal08 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 3:40

i get that almost every weekend. not nice at all.

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Today, it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm. I was sweaty and breathless, and it took me a moment to realize it had been a dream. It would've been great except the subject of my nocturnal ecstasy was Vanilla Ice. FML

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Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML

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Today, I got an e-mail from a company saying that I would not be a good fit for them. Strangely, it's quite similar to an e-mail they sent me last month. And the month before. They aren't generated e-mails, each one is different. They just e-mail me every month to remind me that I suck. FML

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Today, my ex stuck it in the wrong hole because he couldn’t find the right one, then he sucked my toes. I'm never going near another man again after that. FML

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Today, my husband is upset that I refuse to sign off on a loan for $10k for an experimental surgery on his 11 year-old chronically ill dog. It will ultimately put more trauma on the poor creature, but he refuses to listen or let go. Not to mention the kids and mortgage. FML

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Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she won't have sex with me anymore. When I asked her why, she said I've lost too much weight and I look like her son. Her son is 4 feet tall & 9 years old. I'm 6 feet tall & 30 years old. She said having sex with me feel like having sex with her son. FML

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Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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