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Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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You deserved it 4 941

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 834

You deserved it 3 333

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 138

You deserved it 4 069

By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 106

You deserved it 2 617

By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 487

You deserved it 1 785

Hello?

By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 431

You deserved it 82

Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 486

You deserved it 3 252

By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 039

You deserved it 2 375

Uber friends

By Anonymous - 01/08/2023 06:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML

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You deserved it 234

Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 135

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 383

You deserved it 31 229

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Top comments

kk_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:39

is your name karen?

Omgwtfnoway 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:20

That sucks but not FML worthy.

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kk_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:39

is your name karen?

GovernorGeneral 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:57

Whoah how come there are no comments on the comments ? 2008 too. Im going back in time Dx

rcbarnes 24

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:20

Careful---my meta-commenting comments got moderated...

alameda_ 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:23

oh man, this exact thing happened to me! feels great, doesn't it?

naatalieeee 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 11:08

oh i know how you feel >_< things like this happen everyday and i had like one friend give me a gift on my bday and no one wrapped my locker (high school)

Omgwtfnoway 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:20

That sucks but not FML worthy.

mattiscool 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:59

lmao at #1 thats from Dane cook http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl9VxVmXAxs

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:20

I know how you feel /: It's happened to me before; quite a bit 'Friends' suck sometimes.

sportsbabexox747 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:23

been there done tht

SwingSea 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:36

Oh man #8 was right, Karen your life is totally a Dane Cook skit!

yummip 1

Monday 1 June 2009 23:42

Happened to me

EnchiladaTaco 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:53

You must be boring.

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Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 275

You deserved it 4 071

Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML

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You deserved it 179

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

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Today, after falling down an incredibly expansive DNA test rabbit hole, I found out that my first girlfriend was actually related to me. I can’t believe I’ve lived what I always thought was a disgusting and unrealistic porn trope: teen lesbian incest. FML

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You deserved it 287

Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML

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You deserved it 1 812

Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 569

You deserved it 394

Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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