Friends and Miscellaneous: With friends like these… - FML

With friends like these…

By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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You deserved it 4 942

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 835

You deserved it 3 333

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 141

You deserved it 4 069

By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 109

You deserved it 2 617

By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 488

You deserved it 1 785

Hello?

By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 436

You deserved it 83

Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 486

You deserved it 3 252

By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 039

You deserved it 2 375

Uber friends

By Anonymous - 01/08/2023 06:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 695

You deserved it 234

Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 760

You deserved it 135

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 385

You deserved it 31 232

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Top comments

kk_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:39

is your name karen?

Omgwtfnoway 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:20

That sucks but not FML worthy.

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kk_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:39

is your name karen?

GovernorGeneral 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:57

Whoah how come there are no comments on the comments ? 2008 too. Im going back in time Dx

rcbarnes 24

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:20

Careful---my meta-commenting comments got moderated...

alameda_ 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:23

oh man, this exact thing happened to me! feels great, doesn't it?

naatalieeee 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 11:08

oh i know how you feel >_< things like this happen everyday and i had like one friend give me a gift on my bday and no one wrapped my locker (high school)

Omgwtfnoway 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:20

That sucks but not FML worthy.

mattiscool 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:59

lmao at #1 thats from Dane cook http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl9VxVmXAxs

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:20

I know how you feel /: It's happened to me before; quite a bit 'Friends' suck sometimes.

sportsbabexox747 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:23

been there done tht

SwingSea 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:36

Oh man #8 was right, Karen your life is totally a Dane Cook skit!

yummip 1

Monday 1 June 2009 23:42

Happened to me

EnchiladaTaco 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:53

You must be boring.

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Today, on my friend's birthday, I met a guy I really liked at a club, and he asked me to go home with him. At 2 a.m., my friend called but I missed her calls. When I woke up, she'd texted me pictures of all my things that I had at her place thrown outside in the snow. All because I didn’t go home with her. FML

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You deserved it 1 258

Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML

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You deserved it 606

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Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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You deserved it 7 622

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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You deserved it 4 377

Today, my boss tried to knock down a tower of empty boxes next to me while yelling, "Beat it, nerd!" A box hit my face and knocked my glasses off. I got bullied by my boss. FML

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You deserved it 68

Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 686

You deserved it 2 264

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

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You deserved it 1 980

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML

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You deserved it 273