WMD FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me, immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML
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Casrein 0

what has this world come to when you're judged for taking a dump x . x

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mylifesucksserio 15

smelly shit

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ipwnlosers 4

How can you tell... you have no nose... (haha sorry but I had to do that stupid "joke")

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KFCkoolaidWaterm 0

Haha^^. But seriously, don't make fun of Voldemort's nose; it's purely just an example of rhinoplasty gone wrong... Anyways, OP is nasty! Why would you go to a public bathroom and take a really bad crap? Do you not realize all the bacteria when you flush in a public bathroom goes up into the air? That's gross. Do it at home where you can have your toilet seat down while you flush.

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Casrein 0

what has this world come to when you're judged for taking a dump x . x

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TomPusslicker 21

id be like ' yeah, i did that.' take pride in your work.

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starile 19

That's when you laugh at the cleaning lady's misery. After all, you dropped a bomb for this very purpose >:)

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amerwin 3

How about a courtesy flush? It's bound to stink up the place if you just let it mellow while you wipe for eternity.

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smashgrab 0

I make it a point to give courtesy flushes when I'm forced to use a public bathroom. I don't want to smell my shit, so I won't force an innocent bystander to smell it either. It's just doing the right thing. Besides, it's not like you are running the sink for hours, it doesn't waste much water.

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TerrorDollie 0

FHL! She has to smell that while she cleans!

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satomi_ishida 0

Lol OP, least you haven't done what some sick women do in public restrooms. Oh the horrors that have been left behind~

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ImaginaryFoe 0

If you didn't know shit stinks before now, FYL and YDI.

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RedPillSucks 31

The more you go, the more you know.

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