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Worth it

By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 19:26 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

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By HoShiz - 25/10/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to go to an award ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove 3 hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 510

You deserved it 4 830

By roadrage - 22/10/2009 13:11 - Australia

Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 067

You deserved it 3 299

By unemployed - 31/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 816

You deserved it 2 699

By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 550

You deserved it 4 611

Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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You deserved it 151

By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 747

You deserved it 1 536

By yeah - 22/06/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 753

You deserved it 27 759

By tom28402 - 22/02/2015 23:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I competed in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came third with my team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 698

You deserved it 4 519

By ManinBlack - 14/09/2011 01:30 - Canada

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

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Top comments

porcupineattack1 5

Monday 30 April 2012 2:45

I'm sensing a lack of falcon punching.

airforce987 20

Monday 30 April 2012 2:44

Hey, there is no shame in losing to Jet Li.

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groupleader 7

Monday 30 April 2012 5:11

Should have had Chuck Norris as your body double.

layinbedallday 0

Monday 30 April 2012 5:13

So that "how to learn martial arts in 30 minutes" video didn't work?

Herculesninja27 5

Monday 30 April 2012 5:27

YOLO haha lose some and win some

katcot99 11

Monday 30 April 2012 5:32

Why play if you aren't good, if you lost that fast, there's no way your good.

swedeNix 13

Monday 30 April 2012 6:41

Maybe first fight? Ppl rarly win their first

muFilter 19

Monday 30 April 2012 5:35

Meow. (Don't bother thumbing this one if you don't speak cat.)

j_cat187 19

Monday 30 April 2012 5:37

Omg noor, she has evolved!

pokefan813 16

Monday 30 April 2012 5:49

For some odd reason noor, your new profile picture startled me...

LoganBurrito 6

Monday 30 April 2012 6:05

Perfect Gurren Lagaan moment for if this happens again: Her: "Eat THIS!" You: "NEVERRRRRR!"

LoganBurrito 6

Monday 30 April 2012 6:31

Would you look at that? I actually selected the wrong FML and didn't pay enough attention to notice. Today I posted an off-topic comment after selecting the wrong FML. FML

MidnaLink 33

Monday 30 April 2012 6:33

NINJA KITTY!!!

lolufatfuck 2

Monday 30 April 2012 6:34

lol u disirved it cuz ur fat. loose some wait so u can moove fattie.

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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

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Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

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Today, my child thinks it's hilarious to continuously pour his entire Lego collection all over the floor. When I tidy it away, he does it all over again. FML

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Today, it turned out the twit I've been overcharging for drinks in my bar for wearing shades indoors is actually blind. FML

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Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

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Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

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Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

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