Worth it

By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 19:26 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML
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porcupineattack1 5

I'm sensing a lack of falcon punching.

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airforce987 20

Hey, there is no shame in losing to Jet Li.

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perdix 29

"Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting Those cats were fast as lightning." The song says it all. You should have known you were in trouble when you got paired with Funky Billy Chin or Little Sammy Chung.

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Angelrose2004 17

I think he's telling us to whack off. Or maybe back off. I need a translator for this one!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Should of stayed home. Get better and give it another shot next year, I guess haha.

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white16sox 19

Grammar Nazi..... Senses...... Tingling.... Should have*

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perdix 29

You should take up golf -- when you go to tournaments, you can spend hours humiliating yourself with your substandard performance. In fact, the worse you are, the longer you get to stay on the course! And hit more shots!

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FYLDeep 25

'Til they turn the sprinklers on.

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kshafer08 7

Apparently Chuck Norris's kid went through that same process before going up against you. Tough luck op

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kshafer08 7

Noor is a ninja kitty!! :)

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perdix 29

I see a similar disaster looming if you make a long-distance nookie run. If that happens, I suggest you pull over about a half-hour before you get there and rub one out. At least, you'll have a chance!

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