Painful, Scary and Love: Wouldn't hurt a…

I agree with 2. if it was I'm pretty sure it would have been a slap. unless it landed on your face and then he punched you. if that happen ydi for having a fun boy for a bf!

Graawr 7

Monday 6 September 2010 12:33

Maybe he didn't really "accidentally" punched you. :O

Graawr 7

Monday 6 September 2010 12:34

Maybe it wasnt really an "accident".

Graawr 7

Monday 6 September 2010 12:34

Maybe it wasnt really an "accident".

Prodigy7 4

Monday 6 September 2010 12:37

Oh come on. And I thought the thread jacking had stopped; for mobile users at least.

FFML_314 11

Monday 6 September 2010 12:39

You are thread-jacking right now.

Graawr 7

Monday 6 September 2010 13:03

Oh no D: I'm sorry T-T I'm sure that I only pressed send once. D:

joanjett 0

Monday 6 September 2010 12:34

Flies are hella scary.

xStiina 0

Monday 6 September 2010 12:40

hahahaha! hope your okay cause he's a wimp.

misstamz 0

Monday 6 September 2010 12:43

did he scream like a girl too?

Jimboom 11

Monday 6 September 2010 12:44

Swat you deserve for attracting all those flies. :-P

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