Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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AuntBabbzy 0

dumbass.dumbass.

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gtmustanggirl18 0

condom?? birth control or how bout being scared shitless just seeing the dad clean the guns now your screwed

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namhowell 6

Call MTV, I'm sure their teen mom show will have another season.

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ryan5780 0

Your screwed big time. Good luck with that, I feel bad for your girlfriend

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pike1346 3

your f'd, and not b/c of the dad. your life is ruined cause you are stupid and could not pull out

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PancakesEqualLov 0

pulling out doesn't always work!!!

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10ofSpades 3

I'm a dad I'm 17 I got a handshake off her dad your going to get shot haha

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PancakesEqualLov 0

there are 11 and 12 year olds getting pregnant in my town.

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TheBeatlesAreLov 0

You did this to yourself when you did your girlfriend.

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