Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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theonlysweetpea 10

#292 For it to be SR, OP would have to be older than her. I don't know if they have ages on the website but on the mobile version it doesn't say. OP, really? FYBL!

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avclovewsh 8

it's not like they do a background check to see if you are telling the truth about your age .. it says click continue and that's it ... so you never know he could be the same age

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Comet_Candy 23

It'll be ok, just put on your COOL FACE.

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coldsteel106 2

I hope he kneecaps you! You play you pay and now you will pay big time.

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beatleschick1940 9

would it have killed you to keep it in your pants?

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0opsie 6

Now it's going to kill him because he didn't.

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Darkhatchling 0

looks like you cleaned out your gun too!

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bnvc 0

the **** you doin with a 15 yr old?!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#318 The OP is probably 15 as well, or at least close to that age. Goodness.

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thatdesertdude 7

Your. A. *******. Idiot. Wrap it up next time. unless your allowance isn't enough to pay for condoms...... then just keep it in your pants.

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