Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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flyboy96 0

You didnt put your pecker in a plastic bag, now you're going home in a plastic bag.

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superpacker85 0

is it yours?? haha!!!

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army129 0

good for him that's how I am with my daughters. I have a shotgun on the wall nd I clean my M1911 nd M4A1 everytime their bfs are over. I'm active army nd I ask them if they kno what its like to kill a man with their bare hands then I say I do.

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aimeesea75 16

and how old are you, sir pedobear?

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DCFan 9

your gf is a ****.. 15? seriously?...

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SydneyG 0

wtf is every girls problem? dude you need to go n grow up get an education and THEN have sex when you're like in college seems no girl can keep her legs closed or guys keep it in their pants haa

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Pazu_fml 10

How is this a problem with girls? The boys are 50% of the problem here.

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redhead07 0

and how old are you?!

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