Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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avclovewsh 8

why are you have sex let alone unprotected sex at 15 ... are you guys trying to ruin your lives?? you better make sure it's yours and she telling the truth before you get even more involved ...... good luck!!

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TheHexagon 0

It's called abortion. Or a metal coat hanger.

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starburst7596 14

to those of you assuming hes over age of consent, i think youre wrong. the "my 15 year old girlfriend" part makes you think hes older. i think he did that to say how old they are.

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jeffreyalan 0

im in the exact same situation, it really sucks, i feel your pain

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sammie91michelle 0

Look on the bright sidee now u guys can be on 16 and pregnant and live off mtv money for being on the show!!!

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ryankon518 3

Take all his gun ammo. Can't use a gun without ammo.

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SirJamie77 7

True. But he can catch OP and use the butt of the rifle to beat him to a pulp with it.

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bellaasaad1997 0

wow looks like someones going to be a daddy good luck

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abates92 0

The only way this would be an FML is if you had finished it up with 'I've never had sex with my girlfriend.'

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anghellic9 0

if I had a daughter and you got her pregnant I'd blow your nuts off with my shotgun.15 is too young to be a mother.

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